Saturday, August 4, 2018

Sub-Urban Meyer

Ok, WTF? (This is the first of many rhetorical questions). I ain't necessarily an Urban Meyer fan but I don't get why Zach Smith kickin' his wife's ass is all of a sudden Urban Meyer's fault? This chick's reportedly been gettin' beat up since 2009 and she's just now figurin' out this is a problem? And it just happens to be Urban Meyer AND Ohio State University's fault all of a sudden? Christy, why wouldn't you call the damn cops and get the hell outta there? Can you say $$$-MONEY GRAB-$$$??

Take a gander at this interview she did with Daily Motion (just endure the ad at the outset, it'll be worth it):

https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A2KLfSblRGZb19UAAFhXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE0dDd1cWgxBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjYyNDZfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw--?p=interview+with+zach+smith%27s+wife&fr2=piv-web&fr=mcafee#id=10&vid=02ce3a8a7dbe149f3fb9ff99d810518f&action=view

In the first 20 seconds she says she called her parents AND Zach's parents to tell'em about the abuse. She said she sent'em pictures and begged'em for help sayin', "This has to stop." She dudn't specifically identify which of these asshole parents says this but stated, "I was told, don't call the police. If you call the police he's gonna get arrested, it's gonna go to the media, and he's gonna lose his job. What are you and the kids gonna do?" Eggs-fuckin-zactly!! More to the point, at least one of these parental units told her to suck it up and take one for the kids. "So he smacks you around a little. Where else are you gonna find that kinda walkin', talkin', wife-beatin' paycheck?"

Really?? Seems a bit funny to me the reporterette in this interview didn't pick up on that. She was too busy tryin' to bury Urb and OSU to listen to any of that I-told-the-family-and-they-told-me-to-put-a-sock-in-it bullshit. What kinda people are these so-called "parents"?? If this were your or my daughter or daughter-in-law we'd have her and the kids outta there so fast Zach's head would be spinnin' around like Linda Blair's in The Exorcist! But somehow, it's now all about how Urban has f'd this up! Can you say $$$-MONEY GRAB-$$$??

And don't get me started on the part where she says the Coach and Coach's wife have a "duty" to help when somebody's cryin' out fer help. This is right after she tells the reporterette about informin' her    do-nothin' parents and how she's now legally separated from this Turd Monkey. OMG! What should a coach do?

Oh yeah, maybe he shoulda pounced on this like Dook did when some of their lacrosse boys were accused of rapin' some coke-head stripper back in 2006? The LAX coach, Mike Pressler, resigned under pressure from the administration and 3 college boys got their lives ruined for a good, long while. Oh yeah, Pressler had absolutely nothin' to do with the off campus party and the lacrosse players were found innocent after the stripper was found to be lyin'. The DA in the case, Mike Nifong, was the first prosecutor in North Carolina history disbarred for trial misconduct. In other words, he was lyin' too. Oh well, at least Dook jumped right on it and didn't wait for any of those pesky facts to come out.

Now a lotta talkin' heads are blowin' smoke 'bout how Urb's violatin' Title IX. Hell, I thought Title IX was about NOT descriminatin' against female students. Like makin' all that scholarship money equally available. You know, so ya get ridda men's wrestlin' to offer their scholarship money to girl's newly formed whitewater raftin' team. I wadn't aware this law applied to abuse, harassment, et al... to everyone employed by the school and everyone they come into contact with! I'm sure that's my misunderstandin' of the extent to which this law has been interpreted. But I could see bustin' Coach on this gettin' a bit tricky. I think Urban's lawyers might try to make the case that Courtney idn't an employee of the school and thus idn't afforded Title IX protections. We'll see about that one...

Urb almost kicked one in his own goal when he signed that recent contract extension. It specifies he's s'posed ta tattle to the principal on anyone, and that means student, faculty, or staff member, who has or allegedly has harassed, stalked, humped, or kicked another's ass against their will at a university sponsored activity or event.  The "university sponsored activity or event" clause is gonna save his ass here. Not sure Zach goin' home and givin' the old lady a knuckle sandwich is considered a university sponsored event... it oughta be.... but right now, it ain't.

For the record, Zach Smith "seems" like a real asshole lunatic and should have a can of whoop ass smashed into his thick skull. And I'm not stickin'up for Urban. He's got plentya lawyers, fans, and family to do that for'em. I'm just curious why this situation has NOW arrived at this place where the big deal is some guy's boss is in the hot seat fer not reportin' a domestic violence case between one of his employees and their spouse when the spouse AND her family've known this shit since at least 2009. Christy, why wouldn't you call the damn cops and get the hell outta there? Can you say
$$$-MONEY GRAB-$$$ one last time?