The world we now live in is in it's final days! In
yesterday's UNC vs ODU football game both teams agreed to play 5 less minutes
in the 4th quarter ‘cause UNC scored 80 in the first three and I guess neither
coach had the stomach fer another full 15 minutes of it!
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WTF??? Really? I'm not sure I see the rationale other
than both coaches, teams, and institutions are a buncha GUTLESS PUSSIES!! This
reminds me of the mercy rule in little league baseball where they call the game
if the other team's up 10+ runs after 5 innin's. Hell, this
makes way more sense than shortenin' a college football game. Not that I'm
worried about the feelin’s of those little snot nose, 10 year olds on the
losin' side of the baseball score, but there's no time limit in baseball and
mom and dad gotta get home in time to eat the dinner they're gonna pick up at the drive thru and put Junior to bed so they can knock boots before Dad crafts that
email to the league’s commish expressin' his wife’s disgust 'bout how this
hayseed operation’s bein’ run!
Last I checked a college football game's got (4) 15
minute quarters and then it's over unless there's a tie and they go into OT.
What were the guys in
charge thinkin' when they agreed to shorten this fiasco? The
ODU coach musta decided to show his players the honorable thing to do. When
gettin' yer ass kicked, thow up yer jugular and quit! You know, like when yer
playin' Madden football on the X-Box and you click the restart button when yer gettin' it handed
to ya early in the 3rd.
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Ol' UNC Coach Larry "The Hat" Fedora has obviously been schooled in in the "Carolina Way" and didn't wanna hurt the other
teams feelin's by actually playin' the rest of the game! What a steamin' pile
of Siberian sheep shit!
Are you
kiddin' me? These are the guys in charge of moldin' the character of young men and they're teachin'em how to give up when yer down and feel sorry for'em when yer up?
Call me crazy but neither side's got a valid reason fer agreein' to shorten the
game. I woulda been more embarrassed as an ODU player to have my coach agreein' to
shorten the game cause we couldn't compete than I would takin' a 200-20 ass-whoopin'! At least we woulda played to the end and not quit just ‘cause things
got shitty.
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Bein’ a
quitter’s like bein’ on welfare. It’s way easier than workin’ and ya just need
to find some people in charge who’ll keep lettin’ ya do it!! Next time ODU gets
down a couple scores I guess Coach Bobby “Bud Light” Wilder’ll huddle up the
seniors on the sideline to see if they wanna continue or they’d rather hit
restart and try again next week. Now it’s not a matter of IF they’ll quit again,
it’s a matter of WHEN. And all the other teams that’ll play ODU this season and
into the future’ll know it and’ll be lookin’ fer the jugular toss every time
the Monarchs mosey on to the field.
Fedora
not only did more to hurt the feelin's of the other team by agreein' to shorten
the game, he also showed his players who he really is; NOT A CLOSER! There’s a right way and a wrong way to kick somebody's ass and there's no place for compassion durin’ the game. You got another 165 hours durin’ the week to empathize with the other guys plight
and go to all the $100/hr therapy sessions you can attend.
Hell
Larry, why didn’t you take the extra 5 (or even all 15) 4th quarter minutes
to give some playin’ time to the guys who practice all year and never get to set
foot on the field? What about the fans who paid to come watch that hot mess?
Did you consider refundin’ 8.33% of their ticket and parkin' prices since they
paid for 60 minutes of football and only got 55, or less? Since the Tar Heels
don’t warrant any TV time down in the ATL I heard a nasty rumor you had yer
boys lay down near the goal line so they wouldn’t score again; even goin’ to the
extent of takin’ a 5 yard delay of game penalty!! I know you thought you were
savin’ those young boys on the other team some embarrassment but what you did
actually had the opposite effect.
Now wait
a minute… I might wanna change my mind about you, Lare. If I thought you were
smarter and more tenacious you coulda been doin’ this to really kick’em in the
coin purse. But that woulda been a move used only by real finishers at real
football schools like Saban or Spurrier. Those guys’ll shoot you dead with a
round of ammo and reload to pump another magazine into yer lifeless body just
to be sure yer dead and you don’t ferget whose boss. Naw, that ain’t you Larry.
Yer at North Carolina
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Listen coaches,
just coach yer team to play hard and improve every minute of every game
and let the other guy coach his. Show yer boys you gotta pair when you stand up
to those media meanies after you’ve played the entire game that just
happens to end up in a route and tell’em somethin’ like this, “We played as
well as we could today and we got to play a lotta folks who normally don’t
get much, if any, playin’ time. Our opponents
got down early and had to deal with some bad breaks but they never quit playin’
hard til the final whistle blew. I wanna commend the young men and coaches from
(insert university’s name here whose ass you just kicked) for a valiant effort.
How this team reacted to adversity is proof of real character and will pay
dividends for them on and off the field in the weeks and years to come.” Now wouldn’t
that be a lot better than pussin’ up the game by shortenin’ it a couple minutes
or havin’ a runnin’ clock in the 4th quarter like Loouie-viille did
against someone a few weeks ago?
